About

9inchNeal originally met the Lack-There-Ofs at a Family Court case. It was soon revealed that these 4 strangers are the illegitimate children of former US President Clinton, thus out of 4 one night stands on the campaign trail, a band of (1/2) brothers was born.

While the trial and subsequent child support funds are pending, the members of 9inchNeal and the Lack-There-Ofs are looking for places to play, children to entertain and like-minded musician folk. We are than just the best band (ever); we are first and foremost a support group. If you believe that you may be a bastard child a certain former US President, then please contact us.

9InchNeal is:
Neal- Piano, Guitar, Vocals, Lyrics
Tim- Bass, Vocals, Tough Guy
Matt- Guitar, Vocals
Fadi- Drums and Percussion